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Apologies Thailand

  • somtam2000

    2008 has already bestowed upon us the splendid "Visit Indonesia 2008. Celebrating 100 Years of Nation's Awakening" courtesy of Indonesia's Ministry of Culture and Tourism. Who would have thought we could expect an even bigger clanger in the same year?

    The Tourist Authority of Thailand (TAT) isn't one to be outdone, and according to media reports they're on the brink of launching "Apologies Thailand".

    Catchy? We don't think so either.

    Aside from the fact that it is grammatically incorrect and really doesn't make any sense at all, if they wanted to apologise for the slight inconvenience of having two of the country's international airports overrun by a mob for seven days in peak tourist season, then perhaps something like "Thailand: Take the bus" may have been more appropriate.

    Anyhoo, we know what a smart lot you Travelfishers are, so we're running a competition: can you come up with a better slogan than "Apologies Thailand"?

    The winner gets a complimentary copy of every single one of our Travelfish Guides -- worth around US$80 in total -- and a Travelfish T-shirt printed with the winning slogan. Entries close December 31, 2008.

    Have fun, and remember: Grammar doesn't matter!

    #1 Posted: 6/12/2008 - 19:03


  • travelhappy

    "Thailand Epic Fail" would make a good tshirt amongst geeks. Although maybe not on the streets of Bangkok...

    #2 Posted: 6/12/2008 - 19:25

  • exacto

    "Thailand: At least its not Burma!"

    #3 Posted: 6/12/2008 - 22:45

  • Dongphuvieng

    At a party in Bangkok last night I saw a T-shirt with:
    The Amazing Race Asia: From Bangkok to Penang by bus.

    #4 Posted: 7/12/2008 - 11:02

  • asiatravelg-
    uide

    How about:

    "PAD out your holiday in Thailand"

    #5 Posted: 7/12/2008 - 12:27

  • DLuek

    "Thailand: Stay awhile"

    #6 Posted: 8/12/2008 - 08:07

  • DLuek

    "Thailand: Easier to leave than Antarctica"

    #7 Posted: 8/12/2008 - 08:14

  • DLuek

    ...or should it be...?

    "Thailand: Leave more easy than Antarctica"

    #8 Posted: 8/12/2008 - 08:16

  • fondo

    Thailand - our LOS is your LOSS

    #9 Posted: 8/12/2008 - 16:23

  • Khwai

    Amazing Thairand in proper Engrish

    #10 Posted: 8/12/2008 - 16:50

  • Khwai

    ...to avoid misunderstandings. It's only:

    "Amazing Thairand"

    #11 Posted: 8/12/2008 - 16:52

  • DLuek

    MAKE YOU STAY MAKE YOU PAY THAILAND

    #12 Posted: 9/12/2008 - 04:33

  • DLuek

    "The Land of Walk Many Miles"

    #13 Posted: 9/12/2008 - 04:34

  • carlocargo

    the airport that packs a pow:
    UTAPAO!

    #14 Posted: 9/12/2008 - 15:21

  • carlocargo

    Fly PAD thai airways...getting out is half the fun.

    #15 Posted: 9/12/2008 - 15:24

  • carlocargo

    Welcome Back Sale!
    One way ticket only. Free visa extension.

    #16 Posted: 9/12/2008 - 15:51

  • carlocargo

    Mai Pen Rai Thailand
    (That's life folks! Deal with it!)

    #17 Posted: 9/12/2008 - 15:52

  • DLuek

    Sky Blue No Coup Thailand

    #18 Posted: 10/12/2008 - 12:39

  • DLuek

    Want to do something adventurous next holiday?

    Witness a real live military coup in exotic Bangkok!

    Act now, event takes place just once every three years!

    #19 Posted: 10/12/2008 - 12:50

  • DLuek

    Sunny Beaches, Friendly People, Civil Unrest... Thailand

    #20 Posted: 10/12/2008 - 12:51

  • asiatravelg-
    uide

    Thailand: the safest coups in the world

    #21 Posted: 10/12/2008 - 14:34

  • fivesilver

    THAILAND - Come for the reputation; stay for the duration.

    #22 Posted: 10/12/2008 - 20:21

  • fivesilver

    or....
    THAILAND - Democracy without the rednecks.

    #23 Posted: 10/12/2008 - 20:28

  • Khwai

    Thailand - It's so amazing, you'll find it hard to leave.

    #24 Posted: 11/12/2008 - 13:31

  • Jon_Mak_Mak

    Thailand - We love you long time.

    #25 Posted: 14/12/2008 - 05:11

  • Jon_Mak_Mak

    I know thats abit obvious but I was gonna say..

    'Explore Thailand - More than just Pattaya!'

    #26 Posted: 14/12/2008 - 05:12

  • azrulazmie

    Military Coup in Thailand: Alive to Tell the Story

    #27 Posted: 15/12/2008 - 14:22

  • joble81

    Run out of annual leave? let us help: Thailand.

    #28 Posted: 18/12/2008 - 21:39

  • Entransit

    Posted from within Vietnam.

    T his
    I s
    T hailand!

    for

    T hailand
    A uthority of
    T ourism

    #29 Posted: 19/12/2008 - 11:21

  • Entransit

    Posted from within Vietnam.

    Oh I guess that should be
    T ourist
    A uthority of
    T hailand

    #30 Posted: 19/12/2008 - 11:23

  • guineverjav-
    ier

    Thailand: Just Can't Leave You Behind

    #31 Posted: 30/12/2008 - 09:17

  • msylak

    Couptastic Thailand

    #32 Posted: 30/12/2008 - 10:54

  • tomyamgung

    I love Thailand. Mai Pen Rai.

    #33 Posted: 30/12/2008 - 12:30

  • somtam2000

    We've had a couple of entries in by email:

    UNBE-LEAVE-ABLE THAILAND! (JF in Chiang Mai)

    Sawatdee Coup! (KK in Bangkok)

    Hair Raising Thailand
    and
    Thailand: beautiful one day, a basket case the next.
    and
    Thailand: mountains, beaches and manic street preachers (all DG in Melbourne)

    Keep them coming, just one day to go!

    #34 Posted: 30/12/2008 - 13:10

  • somtam2000

    Ok winner is in -- DLuek for "Thailand: Stay awhile", with honourable mentions to "Thailand: At least it's not Burma" and "Thailand: mountains, beaches and manic street preachers".

    DLuek, we've credited your account with all the Travelfish Guides and will be in touch by email regarding the Tshirt.

    Thanks to all for entering!

    #35 Posted: 3/1/2009 - 08:47

  • DLuek

    Thanks for the guides!

    Personally, I liked "Sawatdee Coup!"

    #36 Posted: 3/1/2009 - 11:01

  • exacto

    thanks for the honorable mention! i guess that and 50 baht buys me a chang beer at any 7-11 :-).

    you know, i can think of worse places to be marooned than thailand. sawasdii pii mai!

    #37 Posted: 5/1/2009 - 09:22

  • Jon_Mak_Mak

    Sawadee Coup!! Brilliant!!! lol

    :)

    #38 Posted: 5/1/2009 - 20:21

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