Exploring the Lungs of Bangkok

Did you know that within twenty minutes of jumping on a bicycle at Emporium you can be pedalling your way through the hidden jungles of Umphang? Neither did I, until I did an Amazing Bicycle Tour in the Amazing megalopolis of Bangkok (Ok, I admit it, it was Samut Prakan, not Tak).

I took part in the daily trip that is run by the ABC Amazing Bangkok Cycling Company. They promise to show you some of the hidden nooks and crannies that people take for granted as a part of their daily life in the Khlong Toei area, before crossing the Chao Phraya River to a different province and a different world - the lungs of Bangkok, Phra Pradaeng.

I've lived on Sukhumvit Road for years and was a little dubious of all this hidden secrets talk, but by the end of the tour I was ready to eat my bike tire or maybe just a slice of the giant anaconda we saw... but I'll tell you about that later.

We begin at the Imperial Tara Hotel on Sukhumvit Soi 26 where we meet our guide for the day Wichit. Although not a Bangkokian, Wichit rides this trip almost every day and today was going to be extra-special as we'd be doing a "new trip" exploring a "new" part of Phra Pradaeng that no ABC Amazing Bangkok Cyclist had ever set rubber onto. Oh my God, we could hardly contain our excitement!

Before we knew it we're pedalling up Sukhumvit 26, dodging the traffic and stares from pedestrians wondering what on earth five farangs are doing pedalling down Sukhumvit Road. For a cyclist, Sukhumvit Road is pretty boring though, and within two toots of a horn we're racing back down Soi 24 towards Khong Toei.

Just when I think I've figured out where we're going, Wichit's hand signals a left turn and we stop and push our bikes through a hole in the fence and into someone's backyard! "Hello" a bunch of children sing out as we get back on board and pedal through a veritable rabbit warren of alleys and sub sois.

We're on the edge on Khlong Toei slum and we pull up to take a look at the world's only tuk-tuk fire engine! Wichit explains that because the sois are so narrow a normal fire truck cannot reach the houses if there is a fire, so they have a tuk-tuk fire engine instead!

Our sight-seeing over we head over to Khlong Toei market where we pedal our ways through the packed market, squashing our way between the ducks and the chickens (no bird flu I hope), the fish and eels and the millions of different vegetables. Then, with a gush of air we're freed from the market and before we know it we're at the water's edge.

We look over to the other side - no condos, no office buildings, no highways, no nothing, except for simple swaying palm trees. Who could imagine we're leaving a city of ten million behind to visit an area the size of Bangrak where less than 10,000 call home!

The roads in Phra Pradaeng are unusual. Imagine if you lined up all your school desks and rode your bike along the top, that's what its like in Phra Pradaeng. Very few roads are on the ground, instead they are all thin concrete walkways (about half a metre wide) lifted off the ground.

Walking along them is bad enough -- if you don't watch your step -- oops, splash and your in a banana canal -- erk! but riding a bicycle is a bit of a nightmare.

I feel like I'm somewhere in Phattalung riding in a palm plantation, or in Umphang riding down a trail surrounded by jungle! I don't feel like I'm a 15 minute taxi ride from Silom Soi 4!

The paths branch and branch and branch. Left, right, straight, right, right, straight, left, straight then the second right then left… before we know it we're totally lost in the lungs of Bangkok, only our faithful guide Wichit knows exactly where we are.

Wichit must have been a botanist in a previous life as every ten minutes or so, he stops and pulls a leaf from a plant, scrunches it up and sticks it under our nose - smell that? Basil, lemon grass, coriander, he knows more herbs than I've had hot breakfasts.

Cycle on we go, its about 4pm now and the light is beautiful - sun streaming through the fronds above us. There's no sounds, no motorbikes, no karaoke, no toot toot - just the occasional "Hello!" and the slow but steady whoosh whoosh of our bikes. I'm so relaxed I could fall asleep, but I don't because then I'd fall off these very silly footpaths into the water and mud below.

Wichit pulls up and shows us a massive anaconda in a cage and tells us how it was caught nearby. It must be at least five or six metres long -- in the past they have even eaten children in the area -- we all pedal away quickly!

Before we know it we're back at the river and its time to go back -- we look across the river to the smoke and smog, condos, office towers, traffic, horns, noise and millions of people...home.