Songkran in Phuket has started a tad earlier than people were saying this year ... utes/pickup trucks full of supersoaker dudes have begun adding to the noise outside my apartment, along with the cacophony of ambulances going to pick up the wounded. What fun!
All sarcasm aside, I've since armed myself to the teeth. Sidearm water pistol and massive, pump-action super soaker. Nothing funner than using a tuk tuk for cover, then squirting cheeky little kids in the face before they can get a shot off - mwahhahahahaha!!
Might grab some friends so we can lay down suppressing fire and do some real damage.
PS Only joking